Hawk (merhawk) wrote,
Hawk
merhawk

Dear right foot,

Dear right foot,

I gave you the Tylenol. I gave you the aspirin. I gave you ice, heat, and my cane. I can't give you the narcotics yet. I know you're pissed that I made you walk 1.5 miles today, but get over it already! We both know that you just hurt to hurt and that the walking isn't bad for you. So will you just shut up and let me get my work done? The sooner you let me do that the sooner I can go to bed and give you what you want.

With much hate,

Hawk

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