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Dear Anthem Blue Cross, - Hawk's Eyrie
It's all about releasing your inner sociopath
Dear Anthem Blue Cross,
Dear Anthem Blue Cross,

I know that it seems like we're new friends who have never done anything together before. I know that adding people to new plans can be scary and really make you want a 6 month trial before you start to cover me.

Here's the thing, though: YOU WERE MY HEALTH INSURANCE IN NOVEMBER. And October. In fact, you've been my health insurance since July. You have proof that HealthNet was my insurance before that. So, no, you don't get to exclude all my coverage for the next six months. So sorry.

I despair at how hard it will be tomorrow to make the right hand understand what the left hand has been doing for me.

No love,


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