Hawk (merhawk) wrote,

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Bird attack!

I was sitting at my desk the other day, with a plastic hawk sitting on my right speaker. Underneath that right speaker was a small Pirate Booty bag filled with delicious Pirate Booty.

As I reach out to the bag to get some Booty, the hawk leaps off the speaker and does a perfect 10 Point landing on the bag. It's almost as if it was saying "Mine! Go and get something else, meatbag." Unfortunately for the hawk, it is small and made of Chinese plastic & I am big and made of meat. Hence, I got Booty and it got put back on the speaker.
Tags: hawks, humor, work

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