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Things I love - Hawk's Eyrie
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09:52 pm September 28th, 2008
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Things I love
A) The whole area of White Mountain. One of these days I'll be in the right kind of shape to do a fourteener.

B) Yosemite High Country. May Lake was gorgeous, at least the bits that I could see.

Which leads to things I don't love:

A) Late afternoon thunderstorms when I'm in the high country. Especially starting a minute before I get to the lake that I was hiking to. Thank Elath for water resistant hiking pants and jackets.

B) Assholes who burn down ranger stations and destroy National Forest/Park areas like someone did at the beginning of September at the Bristlecone Pine Forest.

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