Hawk (merhawk) wrote,
Hawk
merhawk

Dear (not so) potential employee,

Dear (not so) potential employee,

It would behoove you to pay attention to the fact that this is the third time you've applied for the very same job description at our company over the past three years, and not continue to send in resumes where you have already been rejected multiple times. In fact, we brought you in for an interview and almost immediately said no. Does the clue bell not ring for you?

Please stop sending us resumes unless you'd like us to start mocking you.

Seriously.

With no patience,

Hawk
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