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Dear (not so) potential employee, - Hawk's Eyrie
It's all about releasing your inner sociopath
merhawk
merhawk
Dear (not so) potential employee,
Dear (not so) potential employee,

It would behoove you to pay attention to the fact that this is the third time you've applied for the very same job description at our company over the past three years, and not continue to send in resumes where you have already been rejected multiple times. In fact, we brought you in for an interview and almost immediately said no. Does the clue bell not ring for you?

Please stop sending us resumes unless you'd like us to start mocking you.

Seriously.

With no patience,

Hawk

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Comments
lbmango From: lbmango Date: September 16th, 2008 06:54 pm (UTC) (Permanent Entry Link)
hasn't the mocking already started?

We sometimes would mock on the first application...
merhawk From: merhawk Date: September 16th, 2008 06:58 pm (UTC) (Permanent Entry Link)
Shhhh... I'm trying to be a kinder, gentler Hawk here.
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merhawk From: merhawk Date: September 16th, 2008 07:17 pm (UTC) (Permanent Entry Link)
*sad puppydog eyes* I have no idea what you're talking about.
skwidly From: skwidly Date: September 17th, 2008 05:25 pm (UTC) (Permanent Entry Link)
Really, when you're just holding them up on the ends of pencils it loses the desired effect...
traveller_blues From: traveller_blues Date: September 17th, 2008 06:00 pm (UTC) (Permanent Entry Link)

I can do one better...

...we had a guy who had his contract terminated (with cause), threaten my manager not to do it, and then he went around trying to garner support for his cause to my manager (which failed)... apply for a full time position sixteen months later. With -us- on his resume.

-Traveller
merhawk From: merhawk Date: September 17th, 2008 06:04 pm (UTC) (Permanent Entry Link)

Re: I can do one better...

Bwawha?

Okay, that's stupid for the win.

How the hell you been, anyway? Long time no chat.
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