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Dear Peter Milligan, - Hawk's Eyrie
It's all about releasing your inner sociopath
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merhawk
Dear Peter Milligan,
May the thousand fleas of a rabid camel infest your nether regions, and cause your biological functions to be rerouted.

Sincerely,

A very brassed-off Gambit fan

ETA: There are spoilers in the comments. This is your only warning.

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paradisacorbasi From: paradisacorbasi Date: March 23rd, 2006 03:11 am (UTC) (Permanent Entry Link)
What did this Milligan do to the Cajun?

*braces for impact*
merhawk From: merhawk Date: March 23rd, 2006 03:19 am (UTC) (Permanent Entry Link)
Mystique keeps pushing a Gambit-lite Marty Stu on Rogue because Remy's not good enough for her daughter.

Whether this is the reason or not, Gambit decides to go to Apocalypse when he attacks the mansion to become... Death.

Oh, and to become Death Apocalypse had to "reroute" some bodily functions so that he'll have to learn how to "go to the bathroom again".

*bangs Peter Milligan's head against the wall*
jim_smith From: jim_smith Date: March 23rd, 2006 03:22 am (UTC) (Permanent Entry Link)
Mystique keeps pushing a Gambit-lite Marty Stu on Rogue because Remy's not good enough for her daughter.

Wasn't there a story like that a year or two ago? Where some new character turns Gambit's head but it ends up being Mystique in disguise?
merhawk From: merhawk Date: March 23rd, 2006 04:01 am (UTC) (Permanent Entry Link)
I was skimming the books even more back then than I am now, but yes. It turns out that Mystique was pretending to be a new recruit and trying to get Gambit into bed with her to show Rogue he wasn't any good for her.
paradisacorbasi From: paradisacorbasi Date: March 23rd, 2006 03:22 am (UTC) (Permanent Entry Link)
I'm not a Rogue/Gambit shipper, so I don't mind the Gary Stu, so much.

But yeah, I recalled seeing Remy would be the new Horseman.

No fair House of M nuking all the incidental mutants so Pocky has to keep picking X-Men.

And yes, let me help you with banging that head. Can we use a rhino?
merhawk From: merhawk Date: March 23rd, 2006 04:03 am (UTC) (Permanent Entry Link)
It has nothing to do with shipping & more to do with moronically stupid storylines. We already had the mutant who can touch Rogue, he was called Joseph, and it was just as bad then as it is now. The way they have them touch her is just fanboy wish fulfillment.

The thing with Gambit is that he VOLUNTEERED to be Death. Poccy didn't recruit him in specific.

If this is a long-term Xmen plot, it's moronic. If it's not, it's moronic.

Either way, this is just moronic.

And we can only use the rhino if we're using it to ram him. *growls at Milligan*
paradisacorbasi From: paradisacorbasi Date: March 23rd, 2006 04:06 am (UTC) (Permanent Entry Link)
He volun--

AUUUUGHHHH.


You ride the rhino. I'm going for the bighorn ram.

kris4n6 From: kris4n6 Date: March 23rd, 2006 06:04 am (UTC) (Permanent Entry Link)
Hmmmm.

Makes no sense whatsoever.

Glad I haven't read this book in ages, I can still have my happy memories of Rogue & Gambit. ;)
From: magentathompson Date: March 23rd, 2006 01:14 pm (UTC) (Permanent Entry Link)
Oh, Gambit's been a pussy since he met Rogue. Kill 'em both.
From: ex_rubyliss861 Date: March 23rd, 2006 01:41 pm (UTC) (Permanent Entry Link)
Already did...but they got better.
From: magentathompson Date: March 23rd, 2006 01:42 pm (UTC) (Permanent Entry Link)
*head smack* D'UH, this is X-Men! NOBODY dies!
merhawk From: merhawk Date: March 23rd, 2006 02:53 pm (UTC) (Permanent Entry Link)
IOW, you think Gambit's been a pussy since he actually met up with the X-men and not just hung out with Storm?

*laughs*
From: magentathompson Date: March 23rd, 2006 02:56 pm (UTC) (Permanent Entry Link)
Storm and Gambit forever, motherfuckers!!!!
merhawk From: merhawk Date: March 23rd, 2006 03:01 pm (UTC) (Permanent Entry Link)
But he met her when she was just a kid. Ewwwww!!!!!!
From: magentathompson Date: March 23rd, 2006 03:02 pm (UTC) (Permanent Entry Link)
THAT NEVER STOPED THE LOGAN/MARIE SICKOS!!!! They're sitting in front of the Wolvie/Jubilee pedos, I hear.
merhawk From: merhawk Date: March 23rd, 2006 03:04 pm (UTC) (Permanent Entry Link)
Hey, you KNOW I'm an equal opportunity ewwwer!

And you forgot that I'm sure there are Wolvie/Kitty ones out there too.
rysmiel From: rysmiel Date: March 23rd, 2006 03:16 pm (UTC) (Permanent Entry Link)
There's a finite number of months until you get Mike Carey, and trust me, he's better at this.
merhawk From: merhawk Date: March 23rd, 2006 03:27 pm (UTC) (Permanent Entry Link)
Sorry, luv, but that's not even a consolation prize. The damage is already done. This sort of thing is hard to write backwards from.
From: mikeda Date: March 25th, 2006 12:24 pm (UTC) (Permanent Entry Link)
Yes, but this is just Earth A. There's Earth B, Earth C, etc.... all with different but somewhat similar histories. Finally we get this massive interaction between all of them until everything gets sorted out... Of course that may be a different comic... :)
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