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Why must it always be wasps? - Hawk's Eyrie
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merhawk
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Why must it always be wasps?
Wasps are not fun under normal circumstances. They are certainly not fun to deal with when you're not supposed to be out of bed, and you have one on the bedroom side of your balcony door.

Fuckers.

That one is now dead. The association has been called to send out the Goon SquadPest Control. If that idiot from the pest people tells me again that I must "learn to live with nature" I will kick his ass from here to Oregon, even with my bandaged foot. I will also be making sure that the board terminates his contract with our association. There's living with nature, and then there's having wasps in your house, and your balcony unusable because the wasps consider it a second home.

His laziness/incompetence is going to be a major problem for him if he doesn't decide to actually look for nests this time.

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culfinriel From: culfinriel Date: March 31st, 2011 12:01 am (UTC) (Permanent Entry Link)
I am not even reading this because you said "wasps" *shudder*
merhawk From: merhawk Date: March 31st, 2011 06:42 am (UTC) (Permanent Entry Link)
They're evil, aren't they? EEVVVIIIILLLLL, I say!
obsessivewoman From: obsessivewoman Date: March 31st, 2011 01:31 am (UTC) (Permanent Entry Link)
Wow. That guy sounds like a real prize. Glad you didn't get stung during the hunting process. And yes, I do not suffer wasps or any other stinging critter (other than than happy bees - even though I'm allergic).
merhawk From: merhawk Date: March 31st, 2011 06:48 am (UTC) (Permanent Entry Link)
Bees I'll put up with, also. But never wasps.

I'm getting someone else coming out from the company tomorrow - don't know if our management company said to not send the owner to my call or not.

ETA:The owner being a moron does not bode well for this company. Turns out that the moron was the owner's nephew. He won't be coming back to our complex. The owner says that this isn't the first time he's heard about problems with the guy.

Edited at 2011-03-31 08:27 pm (UTC)
autumnfrostfall From: autumnfrostfall Date: March 31st, 2011 06:49 am (UTC) (Permanent Entry Link)
I hate those things. It doesn't help that I have an allergic reaction to them either.

I'm with the person who called them evil.
some_other_dave From: some_other_dave Date: March 31st, 2011 02:41 pm (UTC) (Permanent Entry Link)
For our first wasp problem, the HOA called "Dave the Buzz Man" for us. I think he has caught too many buzzes in his life. He was a bit distracted, but funny. He also as far as we could tell got rid of the wasps. And their nascent nest in the vent fan for the bathroom.

With our second problem, they sent out someone else. Who was just an asshole. Happily, there was no nest to deal with. He looked and didn't find one, so he just killed off the wasps right around us. No problems since then.
merhawk From: merhawk Date: March 31st, 2011 08:33 pm (UTC) (Permanent Entry Link)
The actual owner of the company came out this time. Turns out the idiot was the owner's nephew/business partner. MUCH better experience this time.

You want me to shoot you their info to give to your management people?
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