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Dear moron in a blue PT Cruiser, - Hawk's Eyrie
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merhawk
Dear moron in a blue PT Cruiser,
Dear moron in a blue PT Cruiser,

I appreciate the fact that you are somehow broken down on the major thoroughfare of Central & Bernardo, and need to put on your blinkers. However, you should not, under any circumstance, put on your blinkers, leave your car in the right-hand driving lane, and then go away to leave the car by itself. If you can not remain with the car, it should be pushed into the breakdown lane unless you want your car hit. Which I almost did.

With loathing,

Hawk

Dear CHP 911 line,

Perhaps you need more operators, as every time I've called 911 on my cell phone I've had to wait 5 minutes or more. Perhaps there's a lesson in the fact that I hung up the phone, called 411 for the non-emergency Sunnyvale police department, and got someone in dispatch immediately. Who thanked me for the information, and told me that they'd send it on to Mountain View.

With annoyance,

Hawk

Dear dumb-ass,

You know Bernardo & Central is in Mountain View. If you're going to call the PD, call the right one!

With mockery,

Myself

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cheezstk From: cheezstk Date: July 10th, 2008 10:18 pm (UTC) (Permanent Entry Link)
I called 911 last year, to report a Freakin' Upside Down Car! by the side of the freeway. I had to wait about 5 min too.

Not reassuring.
mhnicholson From: mhnicholson Date: July 11th, 2008 09:34 am (UTC) (Permanent Entry Link)
I knew a 911 operator. They said the main reason that they are overloaded is that people will call in crap with zero public-safety implications. It's not crank calls so much as people who think it's an emergency that they allegedly have been shortchanged $0.12 by a rude employee or similar. Well, that and a state to cheap to fund the service at higher levels.
mhnicholson From: mhnicholson Date: July 11th, 2008 09:34 am (UTC) (Permanent Entry Link)
too*
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